A.R. was Star Author this week!!!



Jokes By:  J.F. and A.R.

Knock  knock  who’s there

Boo - boo who boo who why are you  crying?

What is an ants favorite song –Lady Antebellum

What did the dog say when he stepped on the sandpaper?-ruff ruff

What did the football coach say to the bank?-Can I

have my quarter back?

Knock Knock who’s there –Jamaica- Jamaica who-Jamaican me crazy!

Knock Knock who’s there

Teetotum –Teetotum who?Teetotum to do his home work


HERE'S A.R.'S STORY:

There once was a boy that so much wanted to be a King but….not just a plane King the king of the ocean because he was a fish and only 7 his name was Jason the fish and he always had to stay in a dark scary cage with his 3 brothers,2 sisters, and a dad and a mom. But one day there was a shark that was an  enormas and he was the KING!!!

He was the king alright because he was trying to tackle his sisters but they tackled him!!!!He tried and tried but no luck for him so he went back home and cried to his mommy and his sister Kaiya Ava and Star laughed so hard. So somebody Matthew decided that they need a nice king and not aloud to eat people so then they all gathered around him to make a very big huge machine but it didn’t work but it was a trick so really he laughed!!!But then he got very sad because no one would talk to him but he didn’t care he just dilly dallied around and went to the fish park but he missed his family then cause it had been a week but then he saw that the whole house was his!!!And that shore did make him happy!!Then on Mother’s Day they came at the same time so they hugged and kissed (on the cheek).Then he Matthew tried and tried  and tried but did not budge so then he always had a back up plan and that was to go buy a machine and that did work  but it was for 8+ so he bretended  to act old and 9 ish and the good thing was that the lady very nice fish bought the trick but then  he saw some one that looked so familiar and the mom was there  bet she didn’t  care but she saw the 8+ sign and she was that type of mom and my tee sisters were there the girly girls were there and they had meet an new friend Vivian. She was so nice and she loved dogs so she kinda was like a sister because that was my sisters best friend so that Friday night the only good night that I love we got a dog!!!!!!!Her name was Macy that was the same name as the fish store so  we got agervated at first cause she peed on the floor!!!That  night --,they got all around Jason and they thought he made the machine and he was so exited!!!!But he bought it so then they kinda started to know that he bought it because he was a little to young to make that so  they relized that it was not him that made it so they left but then they came back and he had a different machine and this one he made so then he stated it and he really made a cape machine for the King thing but the girls got annoyed really then Ava Kaiya And Star went to get their hair done and then Star got hers cut to short so Jason got it cut for her and who knows he thinks she loves it but……. Then she came out with KNOT!!! And again he cut it and she loved it and nothing was wrong so then he got back to being the king!! So five days later it was his birthday and he had a week off of school!!Then his sister Kaiya (little) sister it was her birthday too.

So the day after her birthday they each had a sleepover altogether so they did not have their parents home so   then they had a party with their friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But then their parents came back and they asked where Jason was and they said I do not know  but really he was hooked and he came back down with……………   CROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then they all cheered HORRAY and then that is how but the crown broke and no king and then shark Matthew came back and wasn’t crying !!

Then his Mom got very mad and the shark went away and Jason wrote a note: Dear Mom,

What did I do?

Love,

JASON

Then all of the sudden the girls came and annoyed again!!!But then his machine worked and he was the king!!!



K.H. was Star Author this week!!! Here's her story!

 THE ELEPHANT AND THE FLOWER

There once was an elephant named peachy, she was named that because she had red cheeks, a yellow body, pink eyelashes, and blue eyes. Peachy went to Gwaka Molly School on Crazy road. So one day she got into her skirt with a tiny pinch of sparkles, and a Diamond necklace, with a pretty pink shirt and went off in her 3000 hotrock car, WITH REAL FIRE! All the kids were jealous so she was pretty popular. Until the little golden flower came, the little Golden Flower was number 1. Peachy was number 2, but she didn’t understand. She had all everybody wanted but then she realized why she was number 2.  

It was because she didn’t have anything golden. Then she understood why she was number 2, so she yelled “Hey everybody, my 3000 hotrock car is golden now”! Everybody came running and the little golden flower got mad. So she yelled “Hey everybody I have a golden puppy and if any of you would like to come see or pet her you can! Come on I will show you!”

Now this made the elephant very mad so she introduced herself to the mean little golden flower. “Hello, said the elephant my name is Peachy”. “Ha, ha, ha, your name is Peachy, I wondered why you looked like a dumb cluck” the little golden flower said. Well said the elephant, I guess I should introduce myself P-E-A-C-H-Y.  I guess you should introduce yourself as well said the elephant, “My name is Pollen the little golden flower said. “Ha ha your name is Pollen I always wondered why you looked Chinese! Ha, ha, the elephant said.

Do you want to be my friend, asked the Peachy the elephant? Sure I do, said Pollen the little golden flower. I don’t have any friends at home. Of course you don’t, you’re very mean Pollen. I don’t mean to be, my parents always fight, so I think its ok for me to do it so……

My parents fight too said the elephant so. They always fight with Ms. Coroso, hey said Pollen that’s my parents! I always wondered why they looked like you. Yeah right, said the elephant. I know our parents fight but you and I can still be friends. Ok? See you later! Wow Peachy’s fun.

I hope that I’m having beef for dinner, but instead we had pasta, I didn’t like it one bit! I am going back to school now Peachy said to her mom, ok sweetie have a great day! It was Peachy’s 8^th birthday, she didn’t know it but everybody else did. So peachy arrived at school at 6A.M. and nobody was there, then…… SURPRISE!!!!!! Everybody screamed Happy Birthday and boy Peachy was scared. Everybody laughed because Peachy screamed like a little girl and Peachy had a great rest of her life, she and Pollen became best friends.

                                                                                                THE END

                                                                                 By: K. R. H. -April 2011

MB was Star Author this week!

A  Whole New World of Mario and Friends                                   Dedecated to Matthew, Anthony, Jack T, and Riley.

 He wrote this story starter:

         One dark night on new world of New Supper Mario Brose Wii on a secret word (World 100000 full of all the worlds combined)Malachi Mario, Matthew Blue Tode, Anthony Liwege, Jack T. Yellow Tode, and Riley Red Tode were fealing as feares as a cheata because  they are in the middle of the frist level of world 100000 and they almost beat it. Malachi Mario sead’’ Hear come flying dry bones.” 

He also made a joke book.  Here are a few of his jokes:

Why did the mummy trip?

         *He was all wrapped up.

What do ghosts like to eat?

         *Smashed potatoes and graveyard, and for desseet a little

           bit of Boo Berry Pie!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

         *Nothing.  It just waved!

J.D. (#6) was Star Author this week! Here's his story:

In a galaxy far far away detuck to mrs coursenos class thare was a boy named luke dondero his dad domonick toule him to get two drods jackt r2 and rilly c3po then thay fownd mallic obeone hey wear looking for a ship then go to mis. Corseno vilige ill help hey you wont a ship hon dehart  he has wooky named julen found the deth star lets laned rite thare  awaaaaaa star troopers the cunrol room is this way it shouse ware prinses ava is  shes on the 5 flore but wich door oh soot of thote of that

How aboute this door a hottube not agan star troopers try the other one hey shes in her awaaaaaa what are these thangs thare star troopers give me that gun

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wew did you toot. Hey somthang has my leg awaaaaaaaaaaa a monster shaid pre nses Ava awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  A the wals are closing yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  you dot haf to be so lowd  owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you don’t need to slap me oh grat the door  open hey hers the self destruk buten hit it lets run to the ship!