Thursday, May 19, 2011

A.N. was our Star Author this week!!!!! Here's his story:


              READY OR NOT HEAR I COME !        
           ONCE A LION WENT OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK . READY OR NOT HEAR I COME . ‘ I THINK I FOUND YOU . FOUND YOU !THEY CHASED AND CHASED.  TAG .  NOW WHERE ARE LION AND CHEADA . GUYS, I GIVE UP. HMMMM WHERE ARE THEY. AHA . YOOOOOWHOOOOOOOO. WHAT.  I’M OVER HERE.  WHERE ARE YOU .  HERE I AM . WHALE GOING OUT OF HIS HIDING  SPOT.   I WOULD OF NEVER LOOKED THERE. THIS IS THE BEST HIDE AND GO SEEK GAME EVER .  LETS PLAY AIGAN  . THAT’S AXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. READY OR NOT HEAR I COME .  FOUND YOU. TAG. I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND ME THERE .  HIDE AND SEEK IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD .  YOUR TURN .  DINNER TIME .  WERE HUNGRY  . NOW LETS EAT . YUM, YUM . 
LETS PLAY ONE MORE TIME .  THAT’S AXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. MORE LIONS CAME TO  PLAY. SO THEY PLAYED MORE AND MORE . ‘’I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN !’’   EVERYONE SAID .
IT WAS LIKE A PARADE WHEN IT WAS 12;00 AND SO LOUD WE COULDN’T EVEN HEAR EACH  OTHER .  
 ‘’I WANT TO GET OUT OF HEAR!’’ I SAID .’’LETS DO IT.’’ LION SAID . THEY  RUSHED  IN THE HOUSE AND  HID FROM THE LION  FRIENDS . SHHHHHHH.
QUIET SO THE LIONS DON’T HEAR YOU . WERE ARE OUR FRIENDS  ? THE LIONS ASKED .  THERE LOOKING FOR  US .  I SAID . HMMMMMM  WHERE  ARE  THEY ? THE LIONS  ASKED  .   YOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOO  I’M OVER HEAR .  HELLO . LETS  TAG THEM ! TAG , TAG .  OUR  TURN . ALRIGHT  I’M READY .  READY OR  NOT HEAR WE COME !  THERE  NOT HEAR ,HEAR , HEAR , OR HEAR .  I’M OVER AT BASE HU O COME ON .  YOU , YOU , YOU ,YOU CAN’T HIDE THERE . YES I CAN . OK ,  AND THEY  PLAYED  ON  AND ON TILL IT  WAS  FROM 12:00 TO 9:00 . THAT’S A LONG TIME .











         











Friday, May 13, 2011

J.C. was our Star Author this week! Here are his jokes:


 [Dedicated to M.B.]
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street?
Cause he didn’t have the guts!
Why are ghost  good cheer leaders?
Because  they are full of spirt!
Why did the posom cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese !
Why is nine afraid of seven?
Seven eight nine!
Why don’t vampires have any friends?
Because they are all pains in the neck!





Friday, May 6, 2011

It was G.C.'s turn to be Star Author this week! Here's her story:


Once   upon  a  time    in  a   for     away      land   there    was     a    girl  who  was  a rock   star.  Her  name   was Melissa   she  loved    to     sing  and   dance   but   her  most    favorite  hobby  was  drawing .
One  day  she  lost  something.   When   she    discovered   that   it  was  missing  she   yelled ,  ‘’  OH   NO !   ‘’  It  was her favorite pen and it was a magic pen.  She could tell the pen to draw anything and it would.  Then it would come to life.
She started to look for it.  She looked up and down, side to side, and around and around.  Finally, she looked in a place that she had vever looked --- her bedroom drawer.
She said, “Yes!  I found my pen!”  Melissa began to draw.  Her drawing came to life.  It was a cat.  His name was Victor.  She drew a boy rock star next, but he didn’t come to life.  She got upset.  She said, “Draw!” to the pen.  The pen drew a dog.  The dog came to life.  Her name was Doodles.  She erased the boy drawing and drew it again.  She commanded it to come alive and he did!  His name was Nick.  They started a rock band called Rock N Roll.  They lived happily ever after!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

A.R. was Star Author this week!!!


Jokes By:  J.F. and A.R.
Knock  knock  who’s there
Boo - boo who boo who why are you  crying?
What is an ants favorite song –Lady Antebellum
What did the dog say when he stepped on the sandpaper?-ruff ruff
What did the football coach say to the bank?-Can I
have my quarter back?
Knock Knock who’s there –Jamaica- Jamaica who-Jamaican me crazy!
Knock Knock who’s there
Teetotum –Teetotum who?Teetotum to do his home work


HERE'S A.R.'S STORY:
There once was a boy that so much wanted to be a King but….not just a plane King the king of the ocean because he was a fish and only 7 his name was Jason the fish and he always had to stay in a dark scary cage with his 3 brothers,2 sisters, and a dad and a mom. But one day there was a shark that was an  enormas and he was the KING!!!
He was the king alright because he was trying to tackle his sisters but they tackled him!!!!He tried and tried but no luck for him so he went back home and cried to his mommy and his sister Kaiya Ava and Star laughed so hard. So somebody Matthew decided that they need a nice king and not aloud to eat people so then they all gathered around him to make a very big huge machine but it didn’t work but it was a trick so really he laughed!!!But then he got very sad because no one would talk to him but he didn’t care he just dilly dallied around and went to the fish park but he missed his family then cause it had been a week but then he saw that the whole house was his!!!And that shore did make him happy!!Then on Mother’s Day they came at the same time so they hugged and kissed (on the cheek).Then he Matthew tried and tried  and tried but did not budge so then he always had a back up plan and that was to go buy a machine and that did work  but it was for 8+ so he bretended  to act old and 9 ish and the good thing was that the lady very nice fish bought the trick but then  he saw some one that looked so familiar and the mom was there  bet she didn’t  care but she saw the 8+ sign and she was that type of mom and my tee sisters were there the girly girls were there and they had meet an new friend Vivian. She was so nice and she loved dogs so she kinda was like a sister because that was my sisters best friend so that Friday night the only good night that I love we got a dog!!!!!!!Her name was Macy that was the same name as the fish store so  we got agervated at first cause she peed on the floor!!!That  night --,they got all around Jason and they thought he made the machine and he was so exited!!!!But he bought it so then they kinda started to know that he bought it because he was a little to young to make that so  they relized that it was not him that made it so they left but then they came back and he had a different machine and this one he made so then he stated it and he really made a cape machine for the King thing but the girls got annoyed really then Ava Kaiya And Star went to get their hair done and then Star got hers cut to short so Jason got it cut for her and who knows he thinks she loves it but……. Then she came out with KNOT!!! And again he cut it and she loved it and nothing was wrong so then he got back to being the king!! So five days later it was his birthday and he had a week off of school!!Then his sister Kaiya (little) sister it was her birthday too.
So the day after her birthday they each had a sleepover altogether so they did not have their parents home so   then they had a party with their friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But then their parents came back and they asked where Jason was and they said I do not know  but really he was hooked and he came back down with……………   CROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then they all cheered HORRAY and then that is how but the crown broke and no king and then shark Matthew came back and wasn’t crying !!

Then his Mom got very mad and the shark went away and Jason wrote a note: Dear Mom,
What did I do?
Love,
JASON
Then all of the sudden the girls came and annoyed again!!!But then his machine worked and he was the king!!!








Tuesday, April 19, 2011

K.H. was Star Author this week!!! Here's her story!


 THE ELEPHANT AND THE FLOWER

There once was an elephant named peachy, she was named that because she had red cheeks, a yellow body, pink eyelashes, and blue eyes. Peachy went to Gwaka Molly School on Crazy road. So one day she got into her skirt with a tiny pinch of sparkles, and a Diamond necklace, with a pretty pink shirt and went off in her 3000 hotrock car, WITH REAL FIRE! All the kids were jealous so she was pretty popular. Until the little golden flower came, the little Golden Flower was number 1. Peachy was number 2, but she didn’t understand. She had all everybody wanted but then she realized why she was number 2.  
It was because she didn’t have anything golden. Then she understood why she was number 2, so she yelled “Hey everybody, my 3000 hotrock car is golden now”! Everybody came running and the little golden flower got mad. So she yelled “Hey everybody I have a golden puppy and if any of you would like to come see or pet her you can! Come on I will show you!”
Now this made the elephant very mad so she introduced herself to the mean little golden flower. “Hello, said the elephant my name is Peachy”. “Ha, ha, ha, your name is Peachy, I wondered why you looked like a dumb cluck” the little golden flower said. Well said the elephant, I guess I should introduce myself P-E-A-C-H-Y.  I guess you should introduce yourself as well said the elephant, “My name is Pollen the little golden flower said. “Ha ha your name is Pollen I always wondered why you looked Chinese! Ha, ha, the elephant said.
Do you want to be my friend, asked the Peachy the elephant? Sure I do, said Pollen the little golden flower. I don’t have any friends at home. Of course you don’t, you’re very mean Pollen. I don’t mean to be, my parents always fight, so I think its ok for me to do it so……
My parents fight too said the elephant so. They always fight with Ms. Coroso, hey said Pollen that’s my parents! I always wondered why they looked like you. Yeah right, said the elephant. I know our parents fight but you and I can still be friends. Ok? See you later! Wow Peachy’s fun.
I hope that I’m having beef for dinner, but instead we had pasta, I didn’t like it one bit! I am going back to school now Peachy said to her mom, ok sweetie have a great day! It was Peachy’s 8th birthday, she didn’t know it but everybody else did. So peachy arrived at school at 6A.M. and nobody was there, then…… SURPRISE!!!!!! Everybody screamed Happy Birthday and boy Peachy was scared. Everybody laughed because Peachy screamed like a little girl and Peachy had a great rest of her life, she and Pollen became best friends.

                                                                                                THE END
                                                                                 By: K. R. H. -April 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

MB was Star Author this week!



A  Whole New World of Mario and Friends                                   Dedecated to Matthew, Anthony, Jack T, and Riley.
 He wrote this story starter:
         One dark night on new world of New Supper Mario Brose Wii on a secret word (World 100000 full of all the worlds combined)Malachi Mario, Matthew Blue Tode, Anthony Liwege, Jack T. Yellow Tode, and Riley Red Tode were fealing as feares as a cheata because  they are in the middle of the frist level of world 100000 and they almost beat it. Malachi Mario sead’’ Hear come flying dry bones.” 

He also made a joke book.  Here are a few of his jokes:
Why did the mummy trip?
         *He was all wrapped up.
What do ghosts like to eat?
         *Smashed potatoes and graveyard, and for desseet a little
           bit of Boo Berry Pie!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
         *Nothing.  It just waved!

Friday, April 8, 2011

J.D. (#6) was Star Author this week! Here's his story:


In a galaxy far far away detuck to mrs coursenos class thare was a boy named luke dondero his dad domonick toule him to get two drods jackt r2 and rilly c3po then thay fownd mallic obeone hey wear looking for a ship then go to mis. Corseno vilige ill help hey you wont a ship hon dehart  he has wooky named julen found the deth star lets laned rite thare  awaaaaaa star troopers the cunrol room is this way it shouse ware prinses ava is  shes on the 5 flore but wich door oh soot of thote of that
How aboute this door a hottube not agan star troopers try the other one hey shes in her awaaaaaa what are these thangs thare star troopers give me that gun
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wew did you toot. Hey somthang has my leg awaaaaaaaaaaa a monster shaid pre nses Ava awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  A the wals are closing yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  you dot haf to be so lowd  owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you don’t need to slap me oh grat the door  open hey hers the self destruk buten hit it lets run to the ship!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Dominic was our Star Author this week! Here's his story:


This story is about a ninja   1.              My ninja ninja;s name        is  Riley  and    he   likes     to   steal     stuff.     He       likes   to     steal  big  packs of   gum.     He    likes  to  eat  the  gum. AND when the  gum is all gone he keeps  stealing it all  the  time.      a     stranger sees  him   doing it  and he calls the police  and the  ninja  was  to   fast    for         the   police    and  they   keep  going   all  day  long   trying  to  catch   him.     Finally they  caught   him  and  put   him    in   jail.   So Riley   is     because   he has  no more gum to eat.If      Jason   goes  to    vist  Riley  he  will  give him some gum.SO   the  gards    saw     Jason   give     him the   gum     and  JASON got  put   in   jail  with   Riley.   Aft a   year they got  out    of   jail.    They   got    jobs  to  by  gum every  day  in   the  morning.        When  they      got    jobs   to      work    at  Publix.  They  cut   the   meat  for the  customer  and wrapped   it       in  a  package.at   the  end of  the week they  got  the    their  pay check     So  they      blew     it     all    on   gum.           So  th they    went      home           and    they shared   it with    their   family.   So    they     had    contest  to   see   who  blew     a    biggest  bubble.Riley   blew the  biggest  bubble so  Riley  won.AFTER  a  while   they  got  tired  of  chewing  gum  so  they  saved  their  money  to  buy  a  DSI.   It      took   about  2        in  a   half   weeks    to   earn    money

Friday, March 11, 2011

This week, V.V. was Star Author! Here's her story:

                                   
HOW MUCH GIRL TIME CAN WE GET

When me and my friend had a sleep over everything was fine untill my dad came and said I have to go work in 5mi so get reddy to go to the prom and all but why I am gone you two have to watch sam juilyonas little brother my little brother 1 of them said the other 1 said you got to be kidding Mr.Jo no I am not why cant you call a babby sitter because  me and her dad are still not shur about this prom thing but we are both 16 we are old anouf to go to a prom well if you can take care of sam you can go to the prom so here he is you be good said dad to my brother I will said my anoing little brother but I did not say that cause I did not want to get in troble so I keped it to my self wyare going to do with him he gust play                                                              with him yes why no resen oooooo ok bye bye so what do you want to do sport go play sports ok you go play whill we watch tv I meen get reddy for the prom oooooooooooooooo said my brother ya ooooooooooooooooooo just go play so  afder a whill we were reddy and my dad came back we told him how sam was and all that so he said ok you can go to the prom so we went we had a great time I gus we can get some girl time today.     

Thursday, February 24, 2011

M.B. was Star Author this week! He wrote about Grandparent's Day!!!

This Grandparent’s day we had so much fun first we went to school then we did DLR then checked it. Next we went to the gym to sit on the ground so we could watch people do stuff then it was second grades turn witch is my turn. We made signs with letters and it spelled grandparents rock grandparents rock grandparents rock!!! Then we went in to our class room and our grandparents went with us. Then we gave our grandparents a test like where were you born. Then Mrs. Corsino put on a slide show of  my class after the slide show we ate lunch. After lunch we had extra recess because we did excellent on the grandparents rock thing. Last we went outside to play.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

R.W. Is Star Author!!! Here's his great story:


In the  Future          
 Deditcated to: Jason
 One day in the future 1,000 days   from now  a kid  named  Jason was at his house  and he herd a bell  ring.  Quickly he  ran and told his mom,’’The bell. The bell. It rang.’’ [In the future if you hear a bell ring that means the bank is being robed.] Quickly  call  the  poleice.[In the future  if  you’re the clostest to the place  that’s
  being robed[Jason is]  it’s your job to call the poliece.] Jason  did. Sudenly,  out of   nowere   poped out ten cops and they started casing the rober.  [In the   future they have ships  for cars and jet-packs for moder  cycles.] The   poleice’s ships and jet-packs  are the fastest ones ever created. Eventualey,  the  rober’s   ship ran out of gass and frll out of the air and the rober was taken to jail. Everyone was happy the rober was taken to jail because robbers get really danderus  in the future because in the past robbers have seen other robbers been taken to jail in the past    and   they don’t want to end up like them. Jason didn’t know why robbers stil rob if they don’t want to go to jail. No one knew why. 20 years later Jason got a job as a cop. He started out learning what all the buttons did in the ships and on the jet-packs. Then, he started learning how fast to go at what time.’’ Now   I can go catch robbers. ‘’ He   thought. After he started trying he wasn’t that good but after a while   he got   beter, and beter, until he was the best cop there ever was. After a whilethere no more robbers and every one in jail turned good.
                                                         THE END















Thursday, February 10, 2011

A.P. was our Star Author this week! Here's her story:


Once ther was a mirmade named ava  she had butful long  blound hair and her tale was pink. one day she saw a big ugly shark she was as skrd as a puppy and she swam as fast as lian. wen she got home she was balling like a baby.  Her mommy  Willa rapt her smoth arms around her  and her daddy andy wakt threw the door. He a sk hrr what
was rong. then he wakt away .the next day ava wakt by her best frend star and kaiya.they askt her wy did  you swem away. Because a big agly shark they noted ther head.then her teather mrs.corsino the star fish  ther class room was a beach char.then the big ulgy shark swam in then abby skrimd.then Johnny the fish swam by  and skrimd. then Vivian the doiphin swam by. and she skrimd  then jake  the lobstar crold  by and laugh then ava seed this is a good  shark  then they had a good ending   to that part. Then gale the fish sead we are all frinds.    Then  Jordan sead I am glad  that we are all frinds. then they smiled  Jordan is a  good shark.  

Friday, February 4, 2011

J.D. is our Star Author this week!!! Here's the story he wrote:


The Mystery About the Black Cape
Dedicated to Jack Feldman

        It was a cool breeze morning, when a boy named Kanen Prill ( Or K.P.) woke up for school. He got dressed and went down stairs. It was his birthday. He said to his mother,” When is school?” His mother said,” Remember, you don’t need to worry about it. Just eat your breakfast.” His father came with a black cape. His father said,” I got this for you!” K.P. doesn’t see his father a lot because he travls. His mother intrupped “ the moment” and said,” Well I guess somebody is going to miss the bus!” But instead of interrupting “ the moment’’, he gave his father a hug. But then, he got up and got ready for school. And he didn’t forget his cape. K.P. got on the bus and said,” Bye! Adios! That’s a word for something in Spanish!’’ His mother and father laughed  at his sense of humor. He put on his cape. He said to his friends,’’ Hi!” Then his friends screamed. They all said, (This time add your eathuseasum) “ There is a goast! On this very bus!” K.P. looked at himself and thought,” Wow! I’m toataly invisible!” He took of his cape  and then he saw himself. He sat next to his friend Dasin. Dasin said,” Everybody said there was a goast on the bus.” But K.P. didn’t want to blow it out. So, he just wouldn’t tell anybody. When he got off the bus, he put on his cape. When he got in his class room, his teacher Mrs.Alsain(His forth grade teacher) was taking intendance when she called K.P. but he didn’t say his name. Then he came to Mrs.Alsain’s desk and said,” Mwah ha ha!” She screamed. Then he went outside and took off his cape. He came back in and went to his desk. Everybody was scared, except for K.P. When he was starting to do math (Division) he just put on his cape. He went to Mrs.Alsain’s desk (Again) and said,” Get out! Stay away!” Then Mrs.Alsain  said,” Everybody! Recess time for the rest of the day!” Then when K.P. got outside, he took off his cape. Now K.P. loved his cape so much, that he wanted to wear it every day. So at recess he wanted to do more “Pranks.” But he thought he rather have fun then just do “Pranks.” So he talked to his friends Ryan and Dasin. They both were talking about “The Ghost.” But K.P. said,” Don’t worry guys! Since the ghost showed up, we get extra recess!” They nodded at his idea. K.P. said,”Now let’s talk about something else. Or something else even better, pranks!” Ryan and Dasin looked puzzled because, they not very often get to do pranks. They didn’t even call them pranks, they’ll call them tricks! But that didn’t stop K.P., because he said,” Remember the poems?” He said that because they always would make poems to do tricks to know what they’ll do next. Like this:  
Were going to trick the substitute  teacher that our recess is a hour~                           And we are gonna be the ones with all of the power.
We can be the masters of all the tricks~
When she can’t see us behind her back
We’ll get out our toothpicks.

            But they always got busted by this kid who would always saw them coming onto the playground and when they were talking about the poems. So they  shook their heads and refused to do it. K.P. thought he could mabey scare everybody on the playground. So he got on his cape. He started  to run around and said,” I said get away from this school!” Everybody sreamed. K.P. wanted to join in to so he took off his cape and started to scream to. Then Mrs.Alsain went to the pirincaples office and told him that the school was hanted. He frowned and said,” There is no such thing as a hanted school.” He came outside and saw everybody screaming. That’s when K.P. saw the principle and quickly put on his cape. And said,” Get away now!” The principle got a chill down his spine. So he quick went to his computer and e-mailed every parent in the school and told all off the parents the same thing, the school is closed till ferthar notice. All of the children parent’s came to the school. And K.P. took off his cape. When he was going home his mother said,” I wonder why they closed the school?” K.P. told his mother the whole story. When they got home they had K.P.’s favorite food, spigette. His mother talked about getting a new school. K.P. thought that could be okay getting a new fresh school. When he was getting ready for bed, he thought about all the new friends. But before he went to bed, he called his friend’s about his new school. They said,” I’m going to the same school as you! And did you here on the news that their turning the school into a huge video game store?” K.P. thought that was awesome. When K.P. went to sleep, he thought life was going to be good. When he woke up, he got dressed and came and came down stairs, with his black cape. He got his breakfast and ran out to the bus and got on his black cape. It started to rain, then his black cape didn’t make him invisible! He wishpered and said,’’ Uh, oh.” And then the thread started to un-thread. When got on the bus, he saw his friend’s. When he got at his new school , he greeted his new teacher Miss.Hayley. She said,” Now go in your seat and do your work!” She had a sweet voice. The day went fast for K.P. at his new school. When he got home he told his father that his black cape has un-threaded. His father said,” Don’t worry. I can give you a new one.” That was good for K.P. because, he never wanted to mess up anything ever again.
        The End.                  

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

S.F. was this week's Star Author! She wrote this play!!!



There were three girls named Ava, Kaiya, and Star they were rock stars ohhhh but they needed one  more persin so they looked and looked but they chouldint find eny I  see one she is perfict hello hello what is your name Abby  whould you like to be in are band    yes yay! Are band is calld rock stars I am so glad I am in the band. so lets get starded star Ava and Kaiya sings a song Abby and Star dance.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

J.F. is our Star Author! He wrote "Joshua the Starfish" for you to enjoy!


JOSHUA THE STARFISH
Dedicated to joshua
There once was a starfish named Joshua. He was an orange starfish. He liked playing starfish in the middle. One day when he was playing octaball he saw a shark!!! He picked up a rock and threw it at the shark and the shark went off crying. His friend was safe. He went to his mommy and told her all about it. Then he went with his friends to tunahead park and played hide and go swim. “yaaaaaaaaaay”. 
Then it was time to go home. Then he ate dinner he had red ocean berries. Then they went outside and saw that there was a full ocean moon. Did I tell you that there neighborhood they always celebrate full ocean moons. So they did exactly that. They celebrated till 9:00pm.
Then they went to bed.             THE   END



Thursday, January 13, 2011

J.G. is our Star Author This Week!!! Here is her story:

There  once  was a fly. But there was one problem  he coudnt  fly . Hey who you laughing at oh an buy the way my name is Jo  I get laughed at a lot. This  is a story of  my life . I was walking one day  and I fond a disk hmm…I  don’t  know if I should take it hmm… ya Im taking  it. So he picked it up and stared   to  walk agin  stared to wisle wooooooo the  wind stared  to blow realy hard it blow so hard it blow it rite out of his tiny hand  oh no … luly it drop on the ground few so he went and picked it up and stared to walk agin  but this time he got stuck in it he stared to fly in it …weeeeeeeeeeee im flying then it droped wow  I can fly  maby  I can be a super hero  it would be cool to be a super hero maby I could be fly hum… no maby I could be  super   boy  na what about disk boy ya  definitely  one day later he became disk boy then he helped pepol  heeelp the ende